Reasons to be red…
Leydon Lettings regularly renovate houses replacing old toilets with new ones. Upon final inspection one tenant, seeking to avoid cleaning costs, argued that a filthy toilet, “Was already like that!” (covered in what you can only imagine and lime scale).
… Tales of the unexpected:
“Don’t you remember?”, I asked.
“It was a brand new toilet – never used before you!”
As recollection dawned… in slow motion, his face transformed from ashen grey to bright beetroot. He cleaned the brown toilet leaving it nice and white