Reasons to be wet…
Occasionally we receive calls about things not working. This is most common when new tenants arrive and have not figured everything out.
One new tenant asked if we could send a plumber to fix the shower. After establishing she was at the house and using her mobile phone, I first asked her to check all the fuses were on and pointing upwards. I then asked her to go upstairs to the bathroom in question.
…Tales of the unexpected:
I then asked, “Pull the pull-cord power switch on,” at which point she exclaimed, “What’s that noise?!”